Bahasa Melayu Ku sungguh karat...

Ku gelihati sekali apabila membaca blog beliau… Sah, orangnyer mesti kelakar walaupun aku tidak kenal beliau Tetapi, dari gambar yang dia petik dan post di blognyer, dapat ku sahkan bahawa jika bergayut denganya, tak akan kering gusi kita dubuatnyer! Semua kita 'nyer' kan? Mungkin prasangka ku salah, mungkin benar tapi itu hanyalah pandangan ku sahajer! Yer! Mer! Ker! Grrrrrrr!!!

Boleh dikatakan yang aku ni kelakar jugak… Tak, tak perasaan sendiri, tapi ianya adalah satu kebenaran dan aku dapat sahkannya... Nanti ku telipon kekawan dan keluarga, biar diaorang tulis kat blog ku ini dan mengesahkan kebenaran ini.... Ada paham enggak semua nih? Hih? Mih? Tapi ku nih taklah sekelakar dan setalented Afdlin atau Mahadir Shor (betulker ejaan namanyer?) atau mereka-mereka pelawak-pelawak dari Singapura dan Malaysia di mana saat ini nama-nama mereka tak dapat ku ingat… Nanti akan ku tulis nama-nama mereka iyer? Miyer? Kiyer?

Ku sangat lah suka sekali membuat lawak bodoh dihadapan keluarga dan kekawan yang sangat ku rindu pada saat ini… Bukan kerana ku tak ada benda nak buat atau membuang masa dan membuat benda yang tak perfaedah, tetapi, dengan membuat lawak bodoh dan komedi ini, ku rasa Puas hati bila dapat membuat mereka ketawa terbahak-bahak sampai nak pecah perut, sampai ada yang terkencing kat seluar (iskh! tak senonoh kan? Tak malu! Ngompol eh?) dan menghiburkan mereka… dan dapat melihat senyuman di bibir mereka… Rindukah mereka terhadap ku? Kalau tak rindu tak aper! Podah! Kita susah-susah buat dia ketawa, rindu kita pun susah! Pergi satu sudut tuh dan telan bom boleh? Ehhhh! Syiok sendiri pulak kita ni eh??? Jangan marah aaaahhhh!!!! *tersengih-sengih*

Malang sungguh diriku ini kerana ku tidak begitu fasih dalam bahasa Inggeris, begitu juga bahasa Melayu ku… Bahasa apa yang aku fasih pun aku tak tau! Bahasa Zulu kot? Dulu-dulu, apabila di bangku sekolah, aku sungguh chomel... Pipi ku tembam, badan ku gendut sikit tak banyak... ku sangat minat menulis Cerpen dan berpantun sana sini, tapi sekarang, sangatlah kurang… Dulu lagi, Ku minat berSajak dan berSyair… itulah kegemaran ku… Kemerduann bersyair… ayat-ayatnyer sungguh menusuk dikalbu ini… Tapi sekaran, sangatlah kurang.... Masih tidak terlambat kan? Kan? Kan? Kan?

Last Day of the Week & I feel...

I am freakingly exhausted… Worn-out, dead beat… It's Friday.... Yah! Whatever!!!!

I wanna go Holiday right now! I wanna go away and chill out and just forget about everything NOW... RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT!

I am so sick and tired of this job and am totally worn-out… This job is draining my energy out and I feel there’s none left… I need some stimulation! Somebody PLEASE help me out here!

Uh oh… My eyelids is giving up on me… I’m going down! Help! Help…
It’s closing in… it’s… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I’m gone! Krroooooaaaggghhhh!!!! Drool, drool, Droooooolllll….

It's Difficult But...

How I wish that I could be by your side
Oh how I wish that I could take the anguish away from you
How I wish that I’m given a magic wand and mend your heart
Oh how I wish that I could be by your side again

I hate to see you in sorrow,

I hate to see you cry yourself to sleep
I want to be there for you, hug you & comfort you

and letting you know that everything is going to be all right…
I want to reassure you and say to you

that you are the greatest,

the most amazing person I’ve ever meet in this existance of mine
I want to take you in my arms and just hold you tight
Providing you all the security and encouragement that you could do with

How I loathe this man for giving grieve
How I hate him for the way he is, the way he comport himself
I hate the way he mistreat

with no respect and no kindness, no tolerance…

though not physical but verbal is so much more wounding and undeviating
Hate is too strong of a word, I know,

but how else can I depict the way I feel towards this person?

I love you so very much my dear and when your heart is wounded,
I too could feel the sharp knife piercing through my heart… Twisting it…
I cry for your affliction

I cry for your sorrow…
I shed tears for you as you do not deserve this torment my dear…

No one does…

I’m here for you night and day

whenever you need a shoulder to cry on,

whenever you need me,
I will be hoping and praying that someday, that one day,

he will come to his right mind

and grasp that you are the best thing that ever happen to him…

A gemstone, a diamond that sets in his life and

to let you go will be a total bereavement for him…
A fool he is if he let you go…

and a fool he will always be for letting you go…

You are the best thing and You deserve so much more –

Smart, Witty, An Angel, Exquisite, Kind-hearted, Sympathetic,

An amazing Companion, Bright and breezy… you’re just wonderful to me…

I beg of you, please don’t say what you said before…

things will get better, you just wait and see…

don’t give up hope my darling…
I know right now you see no light at the end of the tunnel

but if you look intensely, there is… there is light at the end of that tunnel just for you…

Just stay optimistic and pray and leave it all to God!

Time will heal the pain if it comes to that…

I have faith in you...

It's Your Turn Sis!

As a young girl, I looked up to her
And as an adult, I still do…
She’s an amazing woman, with a passionate and gentle heart.
A kind-hearted soul.
A dedicated mother to her beautiful children,

An honest and faithful wife
A wonderful daughter and an amazing sister.
She’s always been there for me through thick and thin.

Thinking back the days when we were young,

we played and we fight and we made up…

We laughed, we cried as one…

We were a team and still are…

We know what each other wants and there’s no need for verbal communication…

We are like two peas in a pod…

Growing up with her, she teaches me so many things and I learn a lot from her.

She never gave up on me.

She keeps me strong and she pulls me up when I’m down.

She keeps me going.

She never left my side whenever I’m in difficulty…

Whenever I needed her, she’s always there for me…

with a smile, with an encouragement, motivating me all the time.

She’s passionate about what she’s doing…

She never easily gave up no matter how tough the situations are.

She’s a strong woman who knows what she wants.

My friend, my soul-mate, my confider, my teacher, my guru, my motivator,

my sister, my all…

I love her to bits and no one can compare…

She’s beautiful, a classy lady and smart at the same time –

a rare combination if I must say…

A humble human being, funny, good listener…

she has all the qualities that a friend, a sister ever needed in their life…

Having you as my sister is a privilege for me…

I am ever so thankful to God that HE has given me a beautiful sister to grow up with and to love.

Forever I will love you…
We’ll get together sooner than you think!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER, LINDAH!

Me & Sis... Colgate Smile!

I need Time out... Or Do I now?

It does feel really superb to be able to drive. You can just set off wherever you want and whenever you feel like it as long as you know the route and won’t get lost and stranded in the middle of nowhere! The freedom is there but I still need to gain knowledge of the road here in West Yorkshire. Still have to learn the way to Leeds Showcase, to Ikea, Borders, to the Trafford Centre, White Rose without the hubby’s rally round … Well, I’ll get there somehow! I’m a slow learner but I’ll get there!

I ran through the red light this morning without even realising it… It was my fault no doubt about it and I do regret for not paying attention when on the road… So, whoever is driving on the Halifax road, just watch out for a Lime Green Vauxhall Cors alrite? Danger is lurking when you see that car, my car, with pink cover steering wheel.. .Don’t ask! It’s tacky I know but it’s pink and fluffy and just looks darn cute! No, I’m not THAT girlish, but I do love pink! Hubby bought me a Creative Zen Micro MP3 Player for my Birthday and guess what colour it is? Yep! PINK ladies and gentlemen!

Another one on Friday - I almost, I mean, just very nearly (heck, I did a good emergency brake though!) hit the car in front of me (which by the way didn’t signal sooner than he should of his intention to turn left) as I was mesmerized by this vision of this really good looking lad…

I know! I know! I shouldn’t but I did! I mean, he was absolutely gorgeous! No, not gorgeous but fine-looking, very fit and a look alike of Brad Pitt. No! I’m not kidding… It makes me turn my head to look at him and just about hit the car in front at the same bloody time! Now, which woman in the mind wouldn’t get awe struck by that view eh?

So, that was my split second near death experience… Well, you think I’m melodramatic but it was really scary you know!

And speed… don’t talk to me about speed! I try to keep under control, I did… When it says 30MPH, I tried so intensely to do 30 MPH but it continuously goes to 35MPH (I donno why! Something wrong with the speedometer that’s for sure! It wasn’t me!) and 40MPH? I’m sorry but I did 45/50MPH! It’s the speedometer y’all! I donno what happen! My feet just slip? But I love the National speed limit on the Motorway, on the dual Carriageway or even Single Carriageway… 60MPH! Shall we go 70 or 75? But no, I’ve never tried over than 70 to 75MPH. Not yet… Don’t dare to do it yet AT THE MOMENT…

Heck! It’s all hubby’s fault coz he’s a speed buff if you can call it that! Been in the car with him too long and I pick up his bad habits too quickly, too foolishly… But he’s been driving for more than 8 years and me? Can’t compare can I? I know it’s only been 2 weeks but it’s so out of the question!

Gotta get my head together! I’ve got to behave myself coz I only have 6 points to maintain within the next 2 years… No ticket, no speeding – just follow the bloody rules girl! I will! I will! But why is it so darn hard?

Well, y’all just watch out for the Lime Green Vauxhall Corsa when you drive around Halifax or West Yorkshire! I’ll be driving into Leeds tomorrow okay? So, I give you a head start and the rest is up to you! You decide!

The Pink MP3 From Hubby...

Red Roses From Parents In Law. Still haven't decide on what to get me for my birthday... What abt a blank cheque?

Chocolate and Card from parent's in law

Candles Set from My Bosses... Aww... so kind... What about that bonus?

Note: These are some of the gifts that I get from Friends and Family... From Singapore... it's on its way...

In Love With You...

UNBELIEVABLE(Craig David)

Always said I would know where to find love

Always thought I'd be ready and strong enough

But sometimes I just felt I could give up...

But you came and you changed my whole world now

I'm somewhere I've never been before

Now I see... what love means

It's So Unbelievable

And I don't wanna let it go

It's something so beautiful

Flowing down like a waterfall

I feel like you've always been

Forever a part of me

And it's so unbelievable

To finally be in love

Somewhere I never thought I'd be

In My heart, in my head it's so clear now

Hold my hand you've got nothing to fear now

I was lost and you've rescued me somehow

I'm alive, I'm in love, you complete me

And I've never been here before

Now I see... what love means

It's so Unbelievable

And I don't wanna let it go

It's something so beautiful

Flowing down like a waterfall

I feel like you've always been

Forever a part of me

And it's so unbelivable

To finally be in love

Somewhere I never thought I'd be

When I think of what I have

And this chance I nearly lost

I can't help but breakdown... and cry...

Oh Yeah

Break down and cry oh

Oh Yeah

It's so unbelievable

And I don't wanna let it go

It's something so beautiful

Flowing down like a waterfall

I feel like you've always been

Forever a part of me

And It's so unbelivable

To finally be in love

Somewhere I never thought I'd be

Now I see..

What Love Means...

Written By: Craig David/Paul Barry/Mark Taylor

Note: Deareast All! If you've got the chance, go and buy this Album, Craig David - the Story Goes... All the songs get better and better everytime! It's a great album so go and get one for yourself! No regrets!

PS: R! If you're reading this, I recommend this song on your wedding day! It's beautiful darling!!!!

What A Sight!

From Anonymous...

"Politely walk away from "friends" who don't support your goals...

The people with whom you associate will change your life

If you Associate with cynics,

they'll pull you down with them

If you Associate with people who support you in being happy and successful,

you will have a head start on being happy and successful.

As you choose who you are going to associate with, be deliberate.

Let there be sense of design to what you do.

Consciously choose to be with people who make you happy

rather than people who drag you down.

Happiness is a choice.

Don't participate in the negative gossips

becuase it's the only game in town.

It will only drain your energy

and stifle your own optimism...

Enthusiasm for life is contagious

and being in a relationship with an optimist

open us up to see more & more of life's possibilities!"

Where Is The Love?

I smiled at the girl behind the counter as I entered the shop… Ah! I saw something that I think would fit me perfectly and went directly to the display. As I was rummaging through the selections, an uninviting tone of voice from behind suddenly spoke making me jump, “Can I help you?”

I turned around, almost too quickly! She was just inches away from me and if I didn’t maintain equilibrium as I turned upon hearing that distasteful tone of hers, there would be a serious kissing moment there… Smackaroo!!!!

“Uhmm… no thank you! I’m just browsing through.” I gave her my ever so adorable smile and carried on with my browsing. Right, what colour should I try?

Hold on one second! Why, oh why do I feel that my back is burning? Am I in flames or is someone gaping at me so darn fiercely that it somehow feels like she’s looking right through me and at the same time burning a hole on my abdomen! I could sense her power! The girl behind the counter was looking intently at me like a hawk waiting to pounce on its prey! Any wrong move and it will be the end for the prey…

I turned my head to look for the girl, but she’s not behind the counter but instead she’s just few steps away from where I stood.

Hello there little irritating girl! How may I ASSIST YOU? There are other clientele besides me you know! You don’t have to stand there like a mannequin and watched fixedly at me! I mean, I know I’m stunning, I know I’m out of your mind exquisite and charming and just look so first-rate in what I’m wearing, but please, go gawk at someone else! I’ll call upon you if I need anything! So, at the moment, do you mind like leaving me alone so that I can get on with my browsing without having you gaping at me like a ravenous predator? I’m not going help myself from your shop if that’s what you’re thinking! I know how your mind works you know! This isn’t the first time I encounter something like this – shop assistant/owner fixing their eyes on me intensely! I’m not as dense as you think I am!

Just for the reason that my skin colour is brown and not as pale as yours and I have a pair of lovely pouty lips, big brown eyes and not slanty as yours and not to forget my striking silky original volumnise hair compared to your straight un-volumnise (if there’s such a word) so called hair of yours, doesn’t mean that I should be scrutinized like a lawbreaker… Anyway, do I look like a common shoplifter to you? Does my dress sense put in your picture that I’m at the end of my tether to actually take something, anything, from your shop? What’s so unbelievable out of this world about your shop anyway?

And now you’re shadowing me like a sick puppy? When is this nightmare going to end? All I’m doing is just browsing through your – I have to say, lovely & tasteful selection here and in point of fact contemplating of splashing out on something from your modest yet diminutive shop, but after this performance… pooo weee! You can stuff your selections up your arse coz this girl ain’t interested any longer!

“Uhhh! Hey look! Brown person! She’s gonna steal something from us, I can feel it in my bones, so keep an eye on her okay! Don’t let her out of your sight! Make sure you eye her up with your life! Don’t let the nice outfit she put on pull the wool over your eyes of her MAIN intention of entering this shop!"

Over my adult years of living in this pernickety infinitesimal Island I called HOME (which I should not mentioned where), every boutique or shop in this Island that I’ve ever been to, the treatment that I get is on the whole, analogous! Except if I’m with my hubby, who is British and white or when I’m with a friend who is not brown like I am but of other different colour and ethnic group, then will I be left alone and just take no notice of coz I’m not with other BROWN people.

Now, tell me then, what do you call this if not racial discrimination?

Are we BROWN folks regard as SECOND CLASS citizen/inhabitant in this Island? When will this narrow-mindedness end? Are we really that appalling? Do we portray ourselves as indolent, a waste of time, a waste of space, nauseating, doomed to failure individuals with no aspiration, no desire and no future? Will we ever prove to them that they are wide of the mark? Will we ever make possible to let them see that we are as respectable as they think they are, as hardworking and as conscientious as they are, as sagacious as they can be, as honourable and worthy as they assume they are – or can we be better, greater and more powerful, more forceful than they can ever envisage, Not some feeble, defenceless insignificant person they think we are!

I postulate it’s now up to our Next Future Generation to make the difference… To revolutionize the so call ‘intellect’ of them lot who put us down from generation to generation! Its time for us to make a difference and fight back to get the respect, the value that has vanished from our society, our culture…

We must stand up en masse hand in hand and get on our feet to attain this triumph not by war, not by discriminating, not by hate but by proving to them of our worthiness – that we do play an immense part in making this Island recognized & prosperous - academically, religiously, as a successful businessman or women… a famous actor/actress, singer, Celebrated Artist, a Prominent Writer… whatever it takes for them to take notice of our existence…
We are all survivors & we will make it!

You Were Saying Darling?

We went to this nice quiet Traditional English Pub - Bottomley was what it’s called… The Pub wasn’t far from where we live but since we never been there, we thought to give it a try. It was my birthday dinner with hubby… Very pleasant looking, very cosy – the place that is… The staffs were incredibly friendly and every wish of ours is their command! The food was excellent, the ambience was superb and most importantly the company was exceptional!

We talked, we laughed, we complained… contemplating on whether to have the desert but in the end decided not to coz we were too full up! We kinda stuff ourselves with starters and main courses... No room left for desert!

We were talking about mundane general stuff whilst enjoying our food when he mentioned about babies… Almost choked on my King Prawns there… Hold up a minute! Just let me collect myself!

Woo Hoo!! This is marvellous! At last he’s getting his head round to it and he wants to have a baby sooner than I thought! Oh, I am over the moon!!! I feel like doing my flips and my somersoult and just scream out loud to all the people in the pub! I am so lucky!!!

Stoooppppppp!!! Hold on a minute! Wooowww there Horsey!!! Sorry, say that once more?

“You know how you said that you wanted to continue your studies? Well, at the same time, you also want a baby… So darling… don’t take this the wrong way but…”

Nooooooooooo!!! Don’t ruin this for me, pleaaaaseee!!!Don’t do this to me!!!!

“… but, you see darling dearest, it’s either one or the other not both at the same time. It’s like, you have study on one hand and baby on the other and too many balls to juggle - will be impracticable…Not only will it be strenuous for you but financially it will drain us out… See what I’m getting at darling? I love you! I’m not trying to be wicked or nothing but you do want to have a baby don’t you?”

Balls? What Balls? Who is talking about balls???? Well, don’t you put it that way you! How could you make me choose like this?!!!

Krrannnnnnnnnnnnggg!!! The glasses are broken into tiny bits pieces…

Why are you doing this to me? Why crush my dream? You spiteful person you! Cruel! Very vicious! On my Birthday you obliterate my dream and broke my heart into tiny winy incy mincy pieces… Why oh why? So, are you saying that I’m incapable of doing two things at one time? Aren’t you forgetting that I am a woman, and we can multi-task? We know how to do it and have been doing it for generations! So what makes you think that I am incapable of multi-tasking eh? What? What?

Okay, a little bit of melodramatic there… But I suppose what he said is somewhat true eventhough it's very Scandalous, Appalling, I’m shocked through my bones!

Despite all that I’ve got to bow my head down and reach an agreement with him…

Yes Master Yoda!

But IT does make sense, doesn’t it?

I know he meant well… He’s not trying to suppress my dreams or put me down coz he’s not, but he’s just being level-headed, practical, sensible, matter-of-fact, realistic, pragmatic, no-nonsense – know where I’m getting at? I mean, we did come to an understanding that once we have our baby, I will discontinue working and be a full time mum/mummy/mother/mak… we will come to a decision where I will work part time but that we will decide later on in the near future…but for the first 3 or 4 years of our child growing up, we rather me care for the child than give it to someone to do it for us and for that to happen, we’ve got to be financially sound.

Hopefully next year will be a good year for us… He’ll get his licence back, he’ll be working with his dad and us having a child…

Well, I guess at the moment, I’ll just learn take up languages course then - Spanish, French, Arab, Japanese, Chinese, Hindi, Italiano… These will do at the moment…
I don’t wanna stop, I know it’s the right thing to do…

Its That Day Again?

TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I TURN 27!

It’s that time of the year, month, day when my love ones will ask me the ultimate questions – “So, what would you like? What should I get you? Do you want anything fancy or just simple? What’s your flava? Anything you want in particular? Its better if we get you something that YOU like/want!”

Hmmnnn… How about 2 flight tickets to Maldives for me and hubby, a 14 Carat Diamond Ring (no specification yet – on it’s way), A new hairdo, a one … no, make it two years gym membership, along with my own personal trainer, personal nutritionist, personal motivator, personal manicurist, pedicurist, hairstylist & stylists, my own spa (?)… (does all those come with Gym membership?) How about a new wardrobe? Yes! I would love that! Not to forget dozen pairs of shoes from Mr Jimmy Choo…And On top of that I would also like a massive 40’ Plasma TV… Not to forget, if you could please… New kitchen and living room for me!!! I would like my own designer to design my house and make it look absolutely fantastic and glamorous! Just like the ones in MTV Cribs… Well, any of them glorious, massive houses will do… Just make it look stunning baby!

Okay, so those are just some of the fantasy gifts that I wish I could get but it’s absolutely impossible… But hey! Like they say, nothing is impossible isn’t it?

Anyway, called Mak last Saturday as per norm only this time, the first thing that she did was sang me a Birthday Song - first in English (which was really adorable!) and second in Malay (her own version. She kinda made up her on lyrics which was pretty good I must say!) … I couldn’t help but shed thj tears… I was moved and wished that I could be there and gave her a hug, a Bear hug – squeeze her tightly and never let go… But I can’t and all I could do was just say thank you and I love you… Then, back to all the gossips…

Went to White Rose Centre on Saturday with the girls and had a blast! Did some shopping, trying on new things, bought some clothes, new pair of shoes and had a nice long Pub lunch at Brewsters… It was a fantastic Girly day out! Should do it more often!

Received text messages this morning from my stunning SIS who will be celebrating her birthday this month on the 25th, my elegant right Side-Kick R and my exquisite Left Side Kick GC … Thanks guys!!! Love y'all Dearly! Don’t forget my presents okay!!! Heck! Where is it? Why not on time??????

It was a “Feast” weekend for hubby & I! Went dinner to Temujin Restaurant on Saturday with friends and on Sunday, Mumtaz Restaurant with IN-laws - Beautiful place this Mumtaz and Absolutely wonderful food too! Mother-IN-Law gave me this huge bouquet of flowers and it was lovely and the card, they signed off as Mum & Dad Walker! Aaaahh… I was touched! It was so sweet!!!!

An E-card from APPLE – A BIG THANK YOU AND KISSES FROM ME!!!
An E-Card from HARTINI too - Too many Evil Balloons! Must get rid of them all ASAP! No blowing candles unfortunately!!! THANK YOU GIRL! A SMACKAROO ON THE CHEEK FROM ME!!!
And also An E-CARD from my long lost first-class magnificent buddy/pal/friend/comrade/chum, SHARON! THANK YOU DARLING! I MISS YOU DEARLY!!!

Not to forget my Great big thank you to All who wishes me HAPPY BIRTHDAY – HARTINI, ELY, CHOCO, Kak Teh (will take up that Offer! Bila eh? Soon I hope!!!) my bosses, my colleagues, strangers – and all those who know me, who doesn't know me, who want to know me!!

A year older and not getting any wiser! Sigh! Oh well! Life goes on eh?

So, really, what did I get for my Birthday? Well, I’ll just let the pictures do the talking but it will be bit later coz need to download the pictures first…

All in all, we had a fantastic weekend!

Thank you All... Cake Anyone???

It's my Party!!!

Right…

So, me Birthday is just round the corner and I’m feeling absolutely old… Is 27 old? Late 20s… How late is LATE???? I’m 27 years of age, married for 3 years and kids? No kids at the moment… Dear hubby said to wait... He not ready yet!

I was driving me Vauxhall (woo hoo! Driving, cruising... la, la, la...) while listening to Pulse (or is it Real Radio? I keep flicking those tunes) and news was on and it mention about how some women nowadays are too career minded and only decide to have a child at the age of 30. So, I start to squirm... I think I will be one of those women who is gonna be a mature mother… Well, that’s they call them nowadays – Mature mother… I’m gonna be one of them, but I don’t wanna be one of them but it looks like I will be one of the Mature Mother. But I’m not a career-minded gal! I’m not one of those women who puts career first in their life, then a child, or something like that, but, of course I would like to have my own business and all that and maybe I’ll have that when I’m 35 or 40, at the moment, I’m wanting a Child!!! But... but... but... You butthead you! Hmmmnn... Nice ass... okay, so anyway.... back to Mature Mother... {Side Track kickin in!}

I still got 3 more years before I turn 30 to persuade hubby to give me an offspring…

Shoot it right in me all night long, all night…. All night long, all night!!! Eeewwww!!!
(sorrrryyyy about that.. side track a bit)

GIVE ME A CHILD! Should I give him some kind of drug or something?????

Honey, calm down will ya! When the time is right, it will happen. But at the moment just chill woman! I promise you, next year… When everything settles down… Me, work etc… Bla, bla, blah…

Promises…. Promises, promises…

You did say when you’re 28, then we try! Remember? So, I’m just making your wish come true!

And that he remembers… !!! Anyway, it’s all up to fate isn’t it? I can’t force someone to do something if he doesn’t want to, eh? I’ll just leave it to Allah s.w.t to decide my fate… And at the moment, I will just have hubby to myself and pamper him and bestow him all my love and make sure that he gets everything that he desires!

Career wise? Still not decided yet… I’m looking into … something, but what???? But again! Gosh! I’m 27 and I have no career path… I would love to continue my studies… I don’t have a degree and I would love to obtain one… Didn’t get the chance to in the past, but would like to now… I’m looking into that now and we’ll just have to wait and see…

Now, now, now... but, but, but...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS ON THE 25TH! LOVE YA!

In Bahasa Melayu...

Bingkisan ini ku tuliskan buat renungan mereka yang bergelar insan.. Insan???

Hidup ini penuh dengan kekalutan...penuh dengan kekecewaan. Takdirkah yang perlu dipersalahkan? Atau kerakusan manusia yg menjadi dalang? Seringkali aku bertanya, kenapa semua ini berlaku?..dan setiap kali itulah jugak aku kecewa, hampa!!

Kisah hidupku bermula di sebuah pub terkenal di ibu kota. Aku ditempatkan di suatu tempat yg sempit bersama 19 yg lain. Taukey Leong..yaaaa..aku masih ingat nama itu..dialah yg memiliki kami.

Suatu malam datang seorang lelaki bernama Joe, Aku tak pasti apa yg dibincangkan oleh Joe dgn Taukey Leong.. apa yg aku ingat..setelah itu Joe menghampiri dan membawa aku pergi.. aku resah meninggalkan kawan-kawan yang lain. Mereka hanya mampu melemparkan pandangan sayu penuh simpati padaku dan jugak pada diri mereka sendiri..kerna mereka sedar, mereka juga bakal menerima nasib yang sama. Joe membawa aku berjalan-jalan menyusuri kaki lima ibu kota dengan riang..sungguh indah pemandangan bandaraya ini..alangkah bahagianya jika aku dapat menikmati malam-malam begini tanpa kongkongan..tanpa perlu menjadi hamba kepada sesiapa..

Tiba-tiba Joe berhenti..melabuhkan punggung sambil tersenyum, menyeringai seolah-oleh ada sesuatu yg sedang mengeletek nafsunya..perlahan-lahan Joe menyentuh tubuhku..dilurut-lurutnya berkali-kali..aku rimas diperlakukan sebegini, namun apakan daya..sebagai makhluk yg lemah aku hanya mampu membiarkan tangan sasa itu menguliti sekujur tubuhku. Joe semakin rakus..aku dikucupnya berkali-kali..terasa sekujur tubuhku membahang...

Uhhh!! TIDAK!!!!

Raungan itu hanya mampuberkumandang di benakku..tubuhku semakin longlai dikerjakan Joe. Sampainya hatimu Joe..engkau manusia berhati binatang!!! Syaitan!!! bertopengkan manusia..Joe menghela nafas panjang..bibirnya dijauhkan dari tubuh monggelku..apakah dia sudah sedar akan perbuatannya?? Apakah dia kini menyesal?..Syukurlah jika begitu..masih ada rupanya secebis perasaan simpati dalam hati yg tadinya bagai ditunggang iblis..

Suasana sepi seketika..Joe senyap tanpa sebarang bicara..entah berapa kali jam di tangan direnunginya... Sayup?Kedengaran beberapa suara..seakan menghapiri kami..Joe kelihatan begitu gembira menyambut kehadiran beberapa orang lelaki itu.. Seorang darinya merenung tajam kearah tubuh bugarku ini.. aku resah dengan renunganitu..renungan yg dipenuhi nafsu serakah.. Joe memperkenalkan aku pada nya.. Roy, begitu jugak dengan yglain-lain...Jack, Poie dan si gemuk itu..Agi. Roy membisikkan sesuatu pada Joe..dah tanpa ku sedar aku kini berada dalam genggaman Roy. Perkara terkutuk tadi dilakukan lagi, dari tangan ke tangan aku berpindah, aku dikucup..diisap..diramas sepuas-puasnya. Aduhh!!! aku tak mampu lagi menahannya..seluruh tubuhku bagaikan hancur menjadi abu. Tubuhku dikecap mereka sepuas hati..dan akhirnya, setelah mereka puas memperlakukan diriku, aku dihumbankan di tepi longkang.

Habis madu sepah dibuang!!!

Maruah hidupku hancur..aku diperlakukan lebih hina daripada seekor anjing.. Kenapa manusia begitu kejam?..Tidakkah mereka sedar..aku juga punya harga diri??? Syaitan-syaitan itu tak mungkin akan mengerti..Kini..tinggallah aku sendirian..menangis..merintih mengenangkan nasib hidupku.

Ya..inilah nasib hidupku!!!!!!!!!!





Yang Benar,
SEPUNTUNG ROKOK

{Rokok lah .... abih korang pikir apa huh? :)Kusyuk nampak membaca....hehehhehe.}

A Friend sent this E-mail to me and I thought that you guys might enjoy this! Have a WONDERFUL Weekend all my darlings!!!! :-D

What it's Gonna Be?

While waiting for the kettle to boil, I stood looking out through the window… Sky looks grey, think it’s gonna rain – or maybe not… My mind starts to wonder of the dream that I had last night. It was a very weird one and I could not forget about this particular dream, especially when it’s about someone close to you. It’s really a bizarre one coz the dream ‘began’ with me and Hubby lying down under this bed and this close person I knew was on top of the bed with someone else… Yes, she’s having an affair with some bloke and they were doing ‘it’ (I think coz the bed seems to be moving and making noises quite a lot) while me and hubby lying still, facing up and under the bed… Now, what does that dream means?

“Tick…” Water has boiled and gonna make myself a cuppa…

Back to my dream.

So, what does all this mean? What in the world are hubby & I doing under the bed while they were shagging? Are we suppose to be the witness or something to this affair? Or does it mean that we are the only two people who only know about this marital affair? Gosh! Frankly, I don’t know & I don’t really want to know… Well, I do and I don’t if you know what I mean… Didn’t I tell you that it’s an uncanny dream? It’s between this woman that I know who’s married, got lovely children, and a faceless man who she’s having the affair with – A man with no face… Dam dam daaaammmmm!

I’m not sure what to make out of this but when I told hubby, he just shrugged and goes, “It could also mean that either you or me is going to have an affair… or maybe not…” and he chuckled knowing that with that remark, it WILL get me going…

I was like, “ WHAT?????” eyes popping out from the socket (puuuuurrrtoing!)

“Ooi!!! Why you said that for? It wasn’t me or you that is having an affair, it’s HER you dope!!!! But, when you think about, hmmm… You could be right! Maybe I might join the gym, find this cute fit guy and have an affair with…. What you think?”

“Yah, and I will have my affair with KT, my work mate…” he winked and gave me his cheeky smile and goes, “Hubba! Hubba!”

See, KT got big knockers (sooo???), and last night I just found out that she thought that I felt threatened with her presence and that I am a green eye monster! Apparently, all his work mates think that I am this GREEN EYE MONSTER which I am not at all - 100% not one!!!

Me? A COVETOUS person? NEVER!!! Well, there was once…. But that was donkey, monkey years ago but now I’m cool, I'm alright, I'm a cool Chick…Steady now... Co-cool!!!

You know, like Gwen Stefani song, Cool? Yah! I’m cool! Me no Green-eyed! Me is a cool wife… Very outgoing, very sporting – heck if you want to go to a strip joint (join?), help yourself as long as you come back home to me alone… I give leeway! I never stop him from doing anything! I respect him, I give him his space… I GIVE MY MAN WHAT HE WANTS!!!! You hear that KT? You’ve got nothing! My boobs ain't as big as yours, but I know how to treat my man right…. So there you go!!!!

Me? Jealous? How preposterous! Nothing of that sort.

Now leave me alone, I need to check on my home and his office surveillance camera…

Right he’s not home, check, that’s good

Work place… aaahh! There he is! That’s right pretty boy, move away from the BIATCH… Good Lad…

Up and Away!!!!

So, he had booked his holidays from the 13th to 24th October. Gee, Thanks darleeng for discussing it with me! I am so pleased/chuffed about it… When you leave for your holiday Darleeng, to anywhere in the world, don’t forget to just drop me a postcard eh? Oh! It’s okay! Don’t worry about me, you go ahead and decide and just enjoy yourself! It’s all up to you!!! I’ll just stay here and work something out…

Grrrrr… Why does men always do this to you? They make decisions without even confronting you and then tell you about it later expecting you to go, “That’s great! I’ll tell my boss coz I’m sure they don’t have a problem!” It’s so infuriating!!! He really pissed me off when I got a phone call from him, telling me that he has booked his holiday dates from work… Uhhmmm… I work too you know and I too need to let my boss know the dates if I want to go holiday in ADVANCE so that we can work something out just in case the dates clash with something IMPORTANT!!!! I can’t just pick and choose the date anytime I want – awreet! I don’t own the company, remember?

But you’re in luck my darleeng, coz my bosses just gotta give in despite the fact that on the 19/10 & 20/10 there’s gonna be an Audit and I SHOULD be there (though I don’t really HAVE to be there coz I won’t be audited but still…) but since I lied to them & said we’ve booked something for our holiday, then, they can’t do anything but to let me have these dates! Gooorrrrr!!! (Taking this Goorrr from Scrub) It’s all your fault for being so DARN self-centred, you know!!! But still, I lup you!

I’ve waited and waited and waited AND at last, my patience is being paid off! We’re off to our first ever Holiday after 3 years of Marriage (no honeymoon for MamiJarum you know! How sad!!!!!) and it’s to Spain – Furterventura… I’m loving it! Fact is, it doesn’t really matter to me where we go – we could go to the moon and back or just to Devon or Ireland, doesn’t matter to MamiJArum so long as we have our holiday, that’s all that matters to ME…

I’m just so psyched about this holiday! I can’t wait! Hit me Baby One More Time!!! Oooh! Ooohhh!!! It’s gonna be great! We’re just gonna chilled out, enjoy the morning breeze while watching the sun rise over the beautiful beach…. It’s gonna be out of this world! I’m gonna get my bikinis (uhhmmm, {looking down at my blobs} maybe no bikinis for me, thank you very much, also, it’s fasting month ain’t it? Wrong timing dah!!!) my flip-flops, my beach hat, suntan lotion… What else? What else???? Sarongs? To cover up those diamonds on my legs… ??????? Kwuah! Kwuah! Kwuah!!! Funny is it???? 8-D

It's The Moment of Truth!

Bright and early - woke up at half seven and my heart was racing...

Today's the big day, the day they will decide whether I'm competent enough to be on the road, by myself!

So, had my cup of coffee ready, read through the Highway Code book - hoping that it will calm my nerves down and make me focus... Heck! That doesn't help at all one bit, so, I decided to just watch the telly. Half 10, my instructor arrived for our last hour drive and also we will be using his car during the test - just going through whatever needed to go through...

Bloody hell! On our last drive, he then decided to teach me parallel parking and kept telling me not to worry coz its unlikely that they will ask me to show them. Uhhhmm, aren't you suppose to show it to me how to parallel park before the exam? Like 3o lessons before?... (On the test, the examiner decided I should show him how to parallel park! OhMiGod!!! Whhhyyyy???)

So, okay, feeling really good, feeling absolutely confident... C'mon! I'm ready! Hit me with your best shot!!!

We arrived at the test centre, and I was nervous! I mean, I could have peed in my pants if I allow it to but, nah, don't think that will impress the examiner now WOULD IT?... Anyway... The examiner was a nice man, a bit of a chatterbox, but that's alright! It kinda calm me down a little....

After a long 40 minutes of testing and probing and shoving and hitting... The test was over... The examiner went through all the details, all my mistakes (it wasn't that many but there were a few) and at last, the verdict.

In a calm manner he says, "Well, Mrs MamiJarum, all I can say is this, you have... passed your test." I was bewildered. I couldn't belived my ears! I mean, I've made all those mistakes and I still pass? ALHAMDULILLAH!!!! I was ecstatic! I was thrilled... I felt like kissing that man, but no, I hold that temptation.... I was absolutely gobsmacked! I can't believe it but I PASSED me test!!! How great is that!!!! Was he in the same car with me? I mean, did he experience all what I experience or was he too busy telling me about how funny the names of the streets are to concentrate on my driving... But heck! Still, I PASSED MY TEST WITH FLYING COLOURS!!!!

So, there you go world! MamiJarum has done it again! She passed her test for the very first time!!! And I am so proud of myself!!!! Wooooo Hoooo!!!

PS: Chocolicious, if you're reading this, I hope that you do well for your test tomorrow! Join me in the First Timer exclusive club!!!!! Hee! Hee! You'll do alright! I'll pray for you!!!!!





THANK YOU GOD!!!

3 Days To Go....

My heart is beating triple times… Heck! Maybe more than that! It’s doing a flippity flop… Anxious... Gritting my teeth!

3 days to go… Agggghhh! I know its just 3 days but it sure heck feels like 3 hours, 3 minutes, 3 seconds! I am so nervy! I bet others felt the same way as I do before taking their driving test and I’m not the only one and that it’s absolutely normal to feel this way… Am I right? Right?

I want to make this my only test… one and only… pass it once and let’s start driving baby! But, if I fail first time, I won’t be despair, I will try again and again until damn well I pass that driving test!!!

Gonna concentrate… Be tactful… Watch what you’re doing… Don’t be panicky when you stall the car… Just stay cool… Stay focus and drive like you never drive before! Woo Hoo! Yeeeaaaa Haaa!!! Make sure that you check your mirrors every 10 seconds… When doing the reverse round the bend, make sure that you stay cool and do it steadily and cautiously and know where and what you’re doing… if unsure, just stop and think what you should do next… Don’t be hasty… Don’t forget to look around you for any oncoming vehicles or pedestrians… If they annoy you, then, run them down... Oh! No! Don't do that! Do that after you complet the reverse oteh? Be sure that you stay cool, calm & collective… Clutch control is vital, so make sure that you concentrate!

Now, 3 point turn - you are very good at it, so make sure that you do what you always do with your instructor… If you need to do reverse parking, yes, you ace it once, so make sure that you do the same thing as you did… (repetative eh?) Learn what’s beneath the bonnet… Oil change, water level… what else? Engine? Anything else? Then, don't forget the Tyre pressure…. Check if indicators are working… What else? WHAT ELSE??????

Okay, today we will go through everything in detail… So Mr Instructor, you better teach me well and I better pass first time or else you gonna be in sooo much trouble!!! Well, it won’t be your fault if I fail but still, who else can I blame besides myself eh????

“It’s the final countdown.. Too doo dooo doooooo….”