Her's Bigger than mine, I know, and???

So how should a wife respond or react when what she saw written on the husband’s mobile contact “She got big tits.” I know who he’s referring to and I’m not denying that she doesn’t have big tits coz she does. Not big but massive but then why does he have to put that under his contact? Can’t just he put her name? I mean does he have to remind himself that she have big knockers? I mean c’mon! I don’t put on my mobile, “He got big dick” for my male friends do I? Not that I know that he got big or small dickie but you know my point right? So, why? Of all the nickname to give her, you’ve got to use all your energy on those index finger of yours to key in 16 characters and that’s including the space… Tell me why? No! No! No! Before you even asked me, I am not making this into a big deal but I’m just bamboozled, bewildered, perplexed, mystified, at a total loss that’s all! Jealous? Why would I? Or should I? Do I have a reason to be jealous? You say it’s all nothing, it’s just a nickname, for fun… Okay, so I hear what you’re saying and I believe you coz I trust you and I know you won’t betray my trust…. But still, why? KENAPA? Wei Sher Mah? I karate you then you know I mean business eh? Eh? Eh?

You know what? Forget it! I’ll just leave it behind me… No point arguing about this. As long as it’s all harmless and it’s just a name, then there’s nothing to worry about!
So, you like your Christmas present? I know we don’t really celebrate it but I love giving and receiving presents… Foosball table baby! Just for you! It completes the empty space in the living room! I like it, you like it, the whole world like it! We can have our friends over for a game or two and not forgetting feeding them with sumptuous meals and deserts! Good One!

Endless...

Wonderful to meet you!
How do you do?
I’m doing all right, thanks.
And how do you do?
I’m fantastic darling! Just wanna kiss you and hug you all night long…
How do you do?
Fabulous, fabulous… never been better! Got my bonus! Woo Hoo!
How do YOU do?
Not so good, weather’s crap, feeling crap! Wish I’m dead!
And how do you do young man?
Uhhmm… so far so good. Getting there, getting there! Need a fag badly! Wish the boss is out so I can sneak out for just 2 bloody minutes!
How do YOU do my little angel?
School sucks! Hate it! Wish I’m an adult so that I don’t have to go to school!
How do YOU do mummy?
The baby’s kicking non-stop but other than that I’m feeling splendid! Baby's due in 2 months!
How DO YOU DO?
Well, despite being hassled by the Betterware people, I’m feeling groovy baby!
How do you do dear?
Feeling dreadful at the moment… need to buy Lotto lucky dip to win that million pounds!
How do you do?
It’s a miracle that I am still alive after what have just happened! Never thought I could escape that dreadful disaster…
How do you do?
I’m feeling keyed up actually! It’s snowing again!
And how do you do?

I just wanna go home! I do! I do! I do!

Are you Available?

It decided not to snow today. Gave us a bit of a break… Scotland, Ireland, Wales – tough luck guys! Enjoy those lovely white snow! 10 inch snow is it? Maybe my information is wide of the mark. Nevertheless, it looks pretty steady today.

Before I leave the office, thought I should update the blog first as the computer at home – well, let’s just say that its malfunctioning and someone did something to the computer and now its all karpoot! No, I’m not the one to be blame this time, it’s him, it’s all James fault…

This is something that I think is bit inappropriate to write but I feel elated, in seventh heaven and so the need to put it in here is necessary for me! Last night, we laughed, we teased, we joked, we tickled, we had such a great time in bed… No, nothing sexual but just merely teasing each other (not sexually) and telling stupid jokes to each other, talked about this and that… We make funny noises, we played games, we talked about the future, he spoiled it by farting after that, then he tried to squeeze my pimples (not that many but like Hartini, he jusr loves squeezing thise spots!). And after all that he turn to his side of the bed to read his Dan Brown book and I turn to my side of the bed to read my Michael O’Connelly book.

It somehow manage to put a smile on my face the whole day today just thinking about it.

Happy, content, ecstatic, delighted!

We both can be such a kid sometimes! The way we talked, the way we behaved… it’s just like a 9 year old boy teasing a 9 year old girl (in a weird way)…

And today, the bosses have decided the company will be close on the 22nd of December until 5th January 2006 which means that I’ll be back to work on the 6th of January. Is that a fortnight? Lets count…. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6….. 15 days if you include Saturday Sunday. So 15-2 = 13 days total… Bit of simple maths for everyone! Like Homer said: Doh!

And So, I decided to text this exceptional lady and asked her what she’s doing on the 22nd of December and if I could like drop by and meet her in London. She say she have to check what she’s up to on that day which I do not blame her coz it is kinda surprising isn’t it and unexpected! Well, I hope that she could squeeze me in her busy schedule knowing how popular she is (hee! Hee!) It will be great, no not great, it will be smashing marvellous, tremendous to meet her and her family (if she so allow me to!)! Since I’m there, I thought of meeting another lady that I haven’t spoken to for a very long time! It feels like forever but somehow it felt like forever when I first spoke to her on the telephone! We used to talk on the phone almost every day but something happened and it the conversation stopped! I was really disappointed but I just hope that she would want to see me before Christmas if she’s not busy could just squeeze me in her busy schedule also….

While I’m down London, I must, I must make a point to meet these two very distinctive and exceptional ladies! Just wish that they would feel the same way as I do! Okay so if before Christmas is improbable, then what about after Christmas? 28, 29, 30? Ladies? Any takers?

And also not to forget Doc Naj – Scrubber, when will I be able to see you? Anytime sooner? Heck why not me & you go down to London together and meet this Lady? Just a thought!!!
Take care y’all! Have a wonderful weekend! I know I will!!!

It's Short & I Like It!

Undeniably, Today’s weather will be wintry showers for the whole day and tomorrow, if you’re lucky, in all probability it will snow! What? Snow in November? Now, that’s not right, is it? Rumour has it that this year they say it’s going to be the worst winter ever in 10 years… So not looking forward to it - Well, not really actually not looking forward to it, but am looking forward for it to snow, if you know what I mean…

So, James is at home SKIVING off from work... No, not really. He decided not to go to work coz his stomach is playing games with him and also he’s not looking too good... Me, I did thought of not coming in to work too as I don’t feel really well too – back ache, stomach churning, feeling nausea, headache… that kind of thing but considering that I’ve got piles and piles of work to do, put that thought away and just go to work and be a good employee!

Oh! Did I mention that I had my hair cut short? Short - above the shoulder, close to the ear (length wise). I must say that it sure makes a hell lot of difference! It doesn’t look that bad at all and no more messy hair! My hairstylist went away for a holiday, so I had no choice but to settle for this striking pink hair girl, with half shaven on the side of her head stylist to cut my hair… Can’t say she did an excellent job on my hair but it’s not too bad and it will do…

Thing was, I asked for a short layered and she just gave me short, short with no volume, no nothing and with no layered and since my hair’s thick, the end of it looks like straws… It was ghastly, so, as soon as I got home, without more ado, I gave it a good & proper wash and blow dry it and tadaaaa, there you go! It looks just right - It doesn’t look bad and no more straws! Loving it! Loving it! Feel so sexy and so light and so good and no more mess!

James like it, though he says that it’s too short and it looks funny and it makes my face look rounder than before. Somehow it’s more obvious now that I have a round face… Uhhmm… thought you knew that by now? Oh well! You can’t please everyone can you? As long as I’m pleased, then that will do just fine by me!!

Missed

I've missed out soo much on the blog and I definetely got to catch up... Past few days, haven't been myself lately... Could be the time of the month, could be due to the fact that I'm such a crap driver that people actually are afraid to be in the same car with me! They think I'm a maniac but honestly I'm not! James says I'm not a bad driver but I have my moments. Blonde moments? No... Brunnette moments... I'm such a klutz and I realise that I have fear for Roundabouts... They confuse me. I donno which lane I should be when I get to the roundabout. I asked questions, always unsure and if this continues, I might endanger myself and my passengers... Read the signs, know which lane you want to before you reach the bottom... Be alert always... Damn it! How does it have to be so hard!

Got myself into trouble last Friday... Scratched the car and was in a minor accident... Not with anyone but just me and the driveway! Hee! Hee! Again, I was being careless and not paying attention. I'm okay but the care, well, not doing so good... I managed to pulled the Bumper out of it's place! I was panicked and quickly rang him up! When he saw what I did, instantly he gave me his piece of mind and all I could do was stood there agreeing with him and when he's done, he tried and fixed it... Miraculously, he fixed it but the bumper still needed to be screwed together to secure it... Heck, if I did anymore damage to the bumber, it might cost us £500 or more for a new one!

So, first accident out of the way... That's it! Learned My lesson!

Oh! Before I forget, road was slippery this morning and at this corner, we skidded a little bit... Didn't hit anything but stalled the car... Drove extremely careful & drove at 10 miles an hour. Cars behind me saw what happened to me and they stayed way back from me!

Never Forget...

All getting ready for the concert next day… But first the girls and I were on our way to the Airport. Chance of a lifetime! Only one opportunity! Nothing like this will ever happen again! It doesn’t matter if we lied to our parents, it doesn’t matter if we skipped school, it doesn’t matter if people say that we’re nutters, it doesn’t matter at all what people think! As far as I’m concerned, nothing else matters at this very moment! What’s important was we were able to meet the men of our dreams! The men, the boys, the males of every teenage girls dreams… Their movements, their bodies, their vocals, their fine-looking features…Oooh! Who wouldn’t wanna be near them and just screamed at the top of their lungs and deafened each and everyone of them.

“Girls! I think we need to make another banner! Look at those other girl’s banners! Damn, we’ve got to make this obvious in order for the guys to notice us!”

So, there we were, on our hands and knees, making the on the spot banner with markers, pens… anything that we can find! People looking at us in disbelief, judging us, thinking how mad these girls were… Some shook their head in disbelief some just smile in amusement… We were fanatical! We need them (the Group) to notice us! 3 of us vigorously using our creativity and talent to just create the most impressive banner ever! Hmmmnnn… Once we were done, we were full of glee! Now we have 2 banners – one on-the-spot banner which was massive and the other creative work banner we did it in class on every break... Classmates thought that we were very sad… Indeed we were but who cares! We love this group anyway! We will die for them (well not really actually, won’t go that far). We had this 1 or was it 2 meter lime green cloth where we put the band name in the middle and we sow, paste pictures of the guys as many as it could fit! It was great and till now, we still had that banner with us… well, actually, I kept it with me for safe-keeping… Wait till my kids get a hold of this!!!

Every girls in the country (exaggerating!) were waiting patiently for the Band to come out from the Belt… but some weren’t sure if the Group were coming out from this Belt or the other Belt… So, we decided to split. That time we don’t have pagers or mobile phones so you can imagine girls running back and forth giving information to friends/strangers…

So, there we all were, waiting patiently, singing their hits together loud and proud but we got to bring it to a halt cause security told us to shut up. But that only lasted for about a minute and we carry on singing in unison, broken…

A group of girls started shouting at everyone when they saw a figure and yes it was them!!! And we screamed like we never screamed before – ROBBIEEEEEE!!!! GARRRRRRYYYYYY!!! MAAAARRRRKKKK! JAAAASSSSSOOOONN!!! HOWAAAAARRRDDDD!!!! It was mad! It was Chaotic! It was utterly insane! The rush! Oh, what a rush! The screams, the panic attack, the tremors!!!! Oh this is all worth it!!!

As they walked towards us, we got excited! They pushed and pushed and screamed and just had no care in the world! Who cares if you’re asthmetic, who cares if you fell on your feet, I’m gonna get to them and touch them and make them sign my body – no, actually, just my autograph book… But coz there were just too many pushing and shoving, we or I didn’t get that chance! Oh but we saw them alright and how dreamy they were!!! We all go, “TAKE THAT! TAKE THAT! TAKE THAT!!!”

And guess what we frenzied teenage girls did after that? We chased them to the car park and saw a car sped of and we ran after it! WE screamed… a girl fell… oh! Should I just take no notice of her and pursue my mission or should I help her out? Girls were running passed her – even her friends didn’t realised that she fell… Oh what the heck! “You alright?” and to this she reply, “Heck yah!” And she ran off towards where everyone was heading – to the moving car!!!!

Rumours had it that they were staying at the Mandarin or the Marriot but we weren’t sure… We decided to go home coz we were already in so much trouble and in few days time, it will be their concert, another big day, so we will have energize ourselves tonight for the big one!!! Tomorrow we needed to be at the Caldecott Hill for their interview… Wait outside the Radio Station? Yes! That’s what we’ll do! Right after school… Don’t forget to pack extra clothes… Must change before heading to the Station… We got to be there as early as we could… WE couldn’t stop talking about what happened! We were so glad that we did what we did! It was all well worth it – damn sure!!!! And the Concert? It was exhilarating and superb! It was the most magnificent well worth $20(?… Can’t really remember how much I paid for the ticket) spent! Seeing them live and dancing and singing to their hits… it’s all well worth it! If I was given another chance to do it again, I would definitely grab that chance just for the fun and heck of it!

And guess what? TAKE THAT has just released their Hits Collection Album after all these years and apparently, they will have a concert next year! A reunion… now that I must go and see only this time will compose myself and won’t be running and carrying a banner… Heck! I’m an adult now, what do you take me for?

Laser Stick – check, banner – check, CD for them to sign – check, Lighter (for all the sappy songs) – check, TAKE THAT Scarf – check… what else missing?????

Loved Up...

As I was looking out through the window, a man walked passed and I offered him a smile and in return he smiled back and gave me a wave and walked off… He's cute!

Outside, the wind was blowing furiously and yet I still see people do their evening run, wearing just pair of shorts (with thermal tights underneath to keep those babies warm - I think!), a thermal shirt and a pair of gloves to warm their hands… Crazy I say but that’s determination for you… Rain or shine if you love doing it, stormy weather won’t stop you from doing what you love the most!

It was warm inside… The radiator is doing it’s job – warming up the house. I rather be indoor than out. It’s too cold and I’m just not keen of the wind and rain but ironically I love the snow… I love it when the greens are all covered up with snow and all you see is whiteness covering the whole land, farm… It’s just beautiful! The only plus thing about the cold weather, I got the chance to wear my fancy smancy coat and scarf wrap around my neck and pair of comfortable cosy gloves… And not forgetting give me the chance too to buy new pair of boots!

I’m in love with him all over again! I see him day after day and keep telling myself how lucky I am to have him in my life. He saved me from my past… He cares and loves me though sometimes he don’t say it as often as I wanted him to… He’s a man of few words… Not a romantic soul/character but he can be if he wants to. I love cuddling up with him while we watch the telly. We will lie down on the couch (fits 2 people!) and just cuddle… His hands wrapped around me keeping me safe, making me feel warm and secure… Stroking me… Precious Moments.

We talked, we joked, we laughed… we kissed… at times no words were spoken but who need words when action speaks louder eh? I never thought that I could be so lucky. I never thought that he accept my love, he accept me despite all that I’ve been through… God works in a very mysterious ways… I’m just grateful…

Semalam Ku Bermimpi...

Ingatkan semalam kita boleh pergi dating… tengok wayang lepas tu makan candle light dinner - that's the plan - lepas tu lepas balik kerja, kita fikir punya fikir punya fikir terus tak jadi… Aiiik! Dating pun kena fikir ker? Hmmmnnn… Dah dia malas dan Mami pun malas – dua-dua malas akhirnya tak jadilah… Mami pun rasa penat sekali semalam so tidur pun awal jugak – 9.30pm… Semenjak-menjak nih badan rasa sakit-sakit… Tak tahulah kenapa… Nak kata angkat besi tak, nak kata carry groceries pun tak sebab put in the trolley and straight to the car (ni dah kes Malas langsung!)– so angkat apanya… Nak kata kita work on site pun tidak jugak… So, jadi, kenapalah sejak Isnin lalu badanku asyik sakit-sakit… Nak pergi urut kot? Boss ada jugak recommend a massage at this Fitness Centre – only £13 for the whole body. Kira murah tu considering she always had her massage at this other place for £42… Now that’s extortion don’t you think?

Anyway, seems like my eyebrows need threading and need to get rid of those facial hairs that are slowing creeping out… Sigh! This is what you get for being VERY Hairy & I blame it all on my dad… Jangan marah ah Ayah! Hee! Hee! Tak lah hairy sangat kan macam a gorilla or something but still hairy… Enough about hairiness… Nothing to brag about is it?

Jadi hari ini akan pujuk dan rayu darling to go to White Rose Centre to get for lady boss Christmas present. Why so soon? Memandangkan esok dia akan terbang ke India and won’t be back till Next year January, ada baiknya Mami belikan dia hadiah sekarang kan?

Pondering sekarang apa nak beli untuk dia… Jewellery box? A Frame? A Scarf? Hmmm... Akan ku fikirkan apa yang secocok untuknya…

Ta Da!

How I wish...

I wish and I pray, I wish again and I pray again… And again, and again, and again… I waited… I wait and wait and wait… Never ending wait and so we wait some more…

But will it ever come? Will it be given to us? Do we deserve to have it? Are we competent enough? Are we both responsible enough to take up this huge sense of duty? Is he ready? He did say he is but… he did say he does want it… he says this and he says that… I say that and this… Are you trying to tell us something? Questions after questions after another

We have to wait and see… wait and wait and wait all over again… I’m hating this waiting game but that’s the deal, we have to wait and be patience… Patience, yes, I have that… I have plenty of patience in my body, in my soul. Patience is a virtue and so we will endure it all.

They say expect the unexpected… but it’s just not possible for me to do that! I tried but it’s not possible! I always expect it but it never happen… Am I being just a stupid big girl? He says not to tell anyone until we’re 100% certain… I promise I won’t dear, I promise! We will give them a surprise but then dear, when?

Are we okay? We are healthy, we are okay… Is there any problem you think? Lets hope not darling!

I’m terrified actually. Terrified of what, I don’t know to be frank… Maybe afraid that we won’t be able to, maybe afraid that there’s something wrong with us, maybe afraid that we’re not meant to have what we want… I know you want it darling but not as much as I yearn for it!

I’m a desperado on my own… Desperate to own it, to hold it, to care for it, to love it… I’m just desperate to hear it’s cry, it’s laughter, it’s voice… I’m just desperate, anxious, eager!
I am, I am, I just am!

Kalau Suka Katakan Suka, Kalau Benci Apakan Daya...

It’s late… Mengantuk sangat tapi posting tetap kena posting...

Right now, eating my chilled Peach Custard… It’s nice… It is coz I made it yesterday, and it does taste nice although there’s a waft of Almond flavouring on it… Yes, I know, it doesn’t make sense but as I was rummaging through my cupboard to look for colouring (found green & red… which one to use? In a Predicament!), I saw the small bottle of Almond Flavouring hidden behind the Nescafe Bottle and so I ask myself:

“Self, how about adding this Almond flavouring in the custard paste? A drop or a teaspoon?”

Thoughts were interrupted - Jamie came in the kitchen, “Whatya doing?”

Me: “Obviously making custard for me and you… gonna put chopped peaches on the bottom of these 4 brandy glasses and top it with custard and then chill it”

Jamie: “So, what seems to be the boggle?” Sniffing around and me like he always do… What? Do I smell to you? Do you really have to sniff me like a police dog looking for cocaine or weed or ecstasy or… whatever they call drugs nowadays… up my arse or something? Just because I haven’t taken that long shower doesn’t mean I smell…

Back to my custard…

Me: My boggle is… whether I should put this Almond Flava with the red custard paste or not! Sheesh! Such Quandary Again! Never add this before so donno how it’s gonna taste!”

Jamie: Risk it babe! We won’t die or get food poisoning just from the Almond Flavouring… Go on, take that BIG risk! Woooo!” He poked me… Why? Not a clue!

Me: Fine! But if it goes wrong, I blame you!”

Jamie: Yah wateverlah you £a%$... (This is not a bad word… This is the/a name that he likes to call me which I find inappropriate to include here, so as not to cause any anger or discomfort etc)

Me: Here goes nothing… (Trying so hard - just one drop but then… whoosh!)

Me: Damn it! Wooaaa! The smell is so highly-flavoured! That’s too much! BeeJeeweez! Apadah!... NO worries, it will be okay… Hantam jelah!

End result: Fantastic looking & taste absolutely gorgeous… Almond Flava bit over but will take note! It’s simple… Nothing too it! Even a 7 year old can do this Custard thingy… It’s a no brainier/brainer!

Sayangku, custard dah siap dah! Meh lah makan sama-sama… Kenapa dengan muka tuh? Macam kain buruk ajer? Apasal? Tak sedap ker? Alah! Baunyer jer tak sedap tapi apabila sayang scoop custard tu dan masukkan ke mulut sayang, mesti sayang nak lagi! Melts in your mouth you! Macam…. Macam… macam apa eh? Ala! Cubajelah! Kalau tak semua sikit pun jadilah! Nak MJ suapkan ker? Ngada-ngadalah sayang ni tapi, untuk sayang, apa-apa pun boleh lah! Macam baby jer, tak malu! Amacam? Okay? Aiik? Nak Lagi? Ha! Kan MJ dah kata, sedap, sampai menjilat gelas! Hee! Hee! Okay, dahlah! Sikit-sikit sudah lah! Jangan over sangat! Ada lagi 2 cawan kat dalam ais box tapi itu untuk besok dan lusa okay? Jangan tamaklah! Bila dah habis jangan lupa tolong cucikan pinggan mangkuk okay? *ku senyum tersengih-sengih* *blink* *blink* *blink*

Terima kasih daun keladi, lain kali MJ akan suruh cuci lagi… Haaaa! Haaa!!! Hee! Hee!!!

SELAMAT HARI RAYA SEMUA!!!

It's already 12.20am there and it's Hari Raya untuk semua Muslimin dan Muslimah di Singapura! Semua mesti tengah sebok memasak sambil menonton rancangan-rancangan menarik di kaca telivisyen... Seronok sungguh!

Another 45 minutes before I knock off from work, run to my car, compose myself when I get in and dial those numbers... Counting the minutes... Another 10 minutes before we break fast here... What a world! What a difference...