What it's Gonna Be?

While waiting for the kettle to boil, I stood looking out through the window… Sky looks grey, think it’s gonna rain – or maybe not… My mind starts to wonder of the dream that I had last night. It was a very weird one and I could not forget about this particular dream, especially when it’s about someone close to you. It’s really a bizarre one coz the dream ‘began’ with me and Hubby lying down under this bed and this close person I knew was on top of the bed with someone else… Yes, she’s having an affair with some bloke and they were doing ‘it’ (I think coz the bed seems to be moving and making noises quite a lot) while me and hubby lying still, facing up and under the bed… Now, what does that dream means?

“Tick…” Water has boiled and gonna make myself a cuppa…

Back to my dream.

So, what does all this mean? What in the world are hubby & I doing under the bed while they were shagging? Are we suppose to be the witness or something to this affair? Or does it mean that we are the only two people who only know about this marital affair? Gosh! Frankly, I don’t know & I don’t really want to know… Well, I do and I don’t if you know what I mean… Didn’t I tell you that it’s an uncanny dream? It’s between this woman that I know who’s married, got lovely children, and a faceless man who she’s having the affair with – A man with no face… Dam dam daaaammmmm!

I’m not sure what to make out of this but when I told hubby, he just shrugged and goes, “It could also mean that either you or me is going to have an affair… or maybe not…” and he chuckled knowing that with that remark, it WILL get me going…

I was like, “ WHAT?????” eyes popping out from the socket (puuuuurrrtoing!)

“Ooi!!! Why you said that for? It wasn’t me or you that is having an affair, it’s HER you dope!!!! But, when you think about, hmmm… You could be right! Maybe I might join the gym, find this cute fit guy and have an affair with…. What you think?”

“Yah, and I will have my affair with KT, my work mate…” he winked and gave me his cheeky smile and goes, “Hubba! Hubba!”

See, KT got big knockers (sooo???), and last night I just found out that she thought that I felt threatened with her presence and that I am a green eye monster! Apparently, all his work mates think that I am this GREEN EYE MONSTER which I am not at all - 100% not one!!!

Me? A COVETOUS person? NEVER!!! Well, there was once…. But that was donkey, monkey years ago but now I’m cool, I'm alright, I'm a cool Chick…Steady now... Co-cool!!!

You know, like Gwen Stefani song, Cool? Yah! I’m cool! Me no Green-eyed! Me is a cool wife… Very outgoing, very sporting – heck if you want to go to a strip joint (join?), help yourself as long as you come back home to me alone… I give leeway! I never stop him from doing anything! I respect him, I give him his space… I GIVE MY MAN WHAT HE WANTS!!!! You hear that KT? You’ve got nothing! My boobs ain't as big as yours, but I know how to treat my man right…. So there you go!!!!

Me? Jealous? How preposterous! Nothing of that sort.

Now leave me alone, I need to check on my home and his office surveillance camera…

Right he’s not home, check, that’s good

Work place… aaahh! There he is! That’s right pretty boy, move away from the BIATCH… Good Lad…