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Save yourself! Run people run! It’s starting all over again! Grab whatever you could do with and just get out! Get out! Get out!!!!!! Run and save yourself! It’s toying with us so just be on the alert! Anytime people, anytime it will hit us once more! For God Sake save your children, save your pets, take only the essential! Don’t shilly-shally, just run like there’s no tomorrow and save your soul!!!

WAIT! Stop people! Just hold on a second! Calm down everyone! Stop this bedlam! Shhhhhhh…. Listen… it has come to an end. Alright now, everyone just calm down and move at a snail's pace…alright you’re now just taking the piss… not that slow?!! Just walk at a quick pace and no, you can’t hop around… Gosh! Okay people, it’s all clear now… The sun is out and the downpour has died down …
What panic it caused us all! We were losing it! Almost lose control of ourselves for a while there…

Jee Weez!! Okay folks! Carry on with your business… All’s well now… Alright move along… Yah, that’s right… You! Kid with the Blossom hat! Don’t give me that look, just walk away, that’s it… Just move along kid!! Why I oughta… Tsk… Kids…

Okay, so just a tiny bit of hyperbole and dramatic but heck, it was such an enormous downpour that I was actually afraid to go out! The weather keeps changing every minute and every hour and it’s really aggravating. I mean one minute it’s sunny hooh and the next thing you hear, phssshhhsshshshsh, heavy shower. You’re just… unpredictable weather and I love you!

Then there’s this long weekend, Bank Holiday Monday (wooo Hooo!) and I ask myself, MamiJarum, what will you be doing? Will you be away to somewhere exotic? Lake District maybe or Ireland? Or possibly to Devon as Nour had recommend or maybe to Scotland or what about New York Baby! So, where MamiJarum, where oh where will you be & what will you do?

And I heave a sigh… Truth be told that I don’t have the slightest clue as to what or where I/we will be doing or going over the long weekend… No car to take us to places and so, without THAT important means of transport, we are trapped at home UNLESS we hitch a ride with friends but that won’t be the case.

Maybe do some Wallpapering? I mean the walls need new wallpaper and we have the materials all ready for it… How sad and boring the life of MamiJarum can be, eh? But… Maybe with a little bit of persuasion, we will go down to Chester Zoo? What? The ZOO! You are out of your mind MamiJarum! Or Ice Skating in Bradford? Or Bowling in Bradford or Leeds? Gotta think of something AT THE DOUBLE!

Aaaaaah!!! Maybe a BBQ at our place! Yah! That will be great - Sunday in all probability?

Ooooh! I’m excited now! Gotta make some phone calls…. Hmmm, where’s that emergency BBQ lists that I always bring with me?

Okay, so here’s the Invitation:

Venue: MamiJarum Crib in Shelf
Time: 6pm onwards (until all are wasted!)
What to bring:
Whatever you fancy – food would be essential and drinks on top of that
(yes this is “a bring your own food and drinks” kind of BBQ)
What to wear:
Whatever you fancy but don’t forget umbrellas and raincoat – just in case and welly (right spelling?) boots
Who will be there:
Oh the normal in-crowds, Celebs… etc like James Blunt W, MamiJarum, Ian Murphy Brown, Lucy Ball W, Michael Learns to Rock – all those people… You know, the ‘A’ class…

So, don’t be coy… do drop by if you reside near Halifax-Shelf or give me a tinkle and we all can meet up at MamiJarum BBQ… Awreet???

PS: Just kidding! Food and drinks will be served by yours truly! So just bring yourself and some drinks if you so require… Just makes sure that you bring something alright! Shame on you for coming to someone’s crib empty-handed! Tsk! Tsk!

PPS: Must talk this through with Mr. MamiJarum. He has no clue of my proposition! Sorry Lurve!

Love
MJ